Comments on: Wishes Do Come True http://www.red-sweater.com/blog/1063/wishes-do-come-true Mac & Technology Writings by Daniel Jalkut Wed, 18 Jan 2012 18:10:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Chucky http://www.red-sweater.com/blog/1063/wishes-do-come-true/comment-page-1#comment-151868 Chucky Fri, 25 Dec 2009 16:05:40 +0000 http://www.red-sweater.com/blog/?p=1063#comment-151868 <i>"I REALLY HOPE THERE ISN’T ANY NEED FOR FINE PRINT BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO GIVE SOME STUFF AWAY AND HAVE NOBODY RAISE A BIG LEGAL FUSS ABOUT IT ARE WE AGREED THIS IS A GOOD IDEA AND THE LAWYERS DON’T NEED TO GET INVOLVED, AM I RIGHT?"</i> Please cease and desist from using ALL-CAPS to deny legal responsibility for any mayhem you may cause with your "promotion". The <i>Geneva ALL-CAPS International Blog Ban of 1997</i> specifically prohibits the use of ALL-CAPS in any blog promotion that is read across international lines. To comply with the <i>Geneva ALL-CAPS International Blog Ban of 1997</i>, you will need to provide documentation in the form of your server logs to show that this blog post has not been read in any non-US locales. Please supply the server logs to our law office by 3:00 AM EST December 26, 2009. Failure to supply these server logs will result in a default judgment against your firm, your individual person, and any folks you may ever shared a beer with. Further, the <i>Shanghai Codicil of 2003</i> further makes you liable if this blog post containing ALL-CAPS is read by any non-US citizens from a US IP address. To comply with the <i>Shanghai Codicil of 2003</i>, you will need to provide documentation in the form of your server logs to show that no non-American citizens reside or have visited the US IP addresses to which this blog is served. All responsibility for determining the visitors to these US IP addresses lies with your firm. May you have happy holidays, and we look forward to the reward for our law firm's hard work in keeping the internet safe from ALL-CAPS. “I REALLY HOPE THERE ISN’T ANY NEED FOR FINE PRINT BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO GIVE SOME STUFF AWAY AND HAVE NOBODY RAISE A BIG LEGAL FUSS ABOUT IT ARE WE AGREED THIS IS A GOOD IDEA AND THE LAWYERS DON’T NEED TO GET INVOLVED, AM I RIGHT?”

Please cease and desist from using ALL-CAPS to deny legal responsibility for any mayhem you may cause with your “promotion”.

The Geneva ALL-CAPS International Blog Ban of 1997 specifically prohibits the use of ALL-CAPS in any blog promotion that is read across international lines.

To comply with the Geneva ALL-CAPS International Blog Ban of 1997, you will need to provide documentation in the form of your server logs to show that this blog post has not been read in any non-US locales. Please supply the server logs to our law office by 3:00 AM EST December 26, 2009.

Failure to supply these server logs will result in a default judgment against your firm, your individual person, and any folks you may ever shared a beer with.

Further, the Shanghai Codicil of 2003 further makes you liable if this blog post containing ALL-CAPS is read by any non-US citizens from a US IP address.

To comply with the Shanghai Codicil of 2003, you will need to provide documentation in the form of your server logs to show that no non-American citizens reside or have visited the US IP addresses to which this blog is served.

All responsibility for determining the visitors to these US IP addresses lies with your firm.

May you have happy holidays, and we look forward to the reward for our law firm’s hard work in keeping the internet safe from ALL-CAPS.

]]> By: Ammon http://www.red-sweater.com/blog/1063/wishes-do-come-true/comment-page-1#comment-151840 Ammon Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:17:47 +0000 http://www.red-sweater.com/blog/?p=1063#comment-151840 Ho, ho, ho! Very generous indeed. Have a very Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho! Very generous indeed. Have a very Merry Christmas.

]]> By: zlawell http://www.red-sweater.com/blog/1063/wishes-do-come-true/comment-page-1#comment-151838 zlawell Tue, 22 Dec 2009 00:26:42 +0000 http://www.red-sweater.com/blog/?p=1063#comment-151838 Agreed, thanks for the chance. My wish is for BlackInk. Agreed, thanks for the chance. My wish is for BlackInk.

]]> By: Rob Fahrni http://www.red-sweater.com/blog/1063/wishes-do-come-true/comment-page-1#comment-151837 Rob Fahrni Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:04:55 +0000 http://www.red-sweater.com/blog/?p=1063#comment-151837 Thanks Santa Daniel! Great idea, and thanks for the fine products. Merry Christmas, Rob Thanks Santa Daniel!

Great idea, and thanks for the fine products.

Merry Christmas,
Rob

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